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Not A Mimic - Unisex Tee

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Not A Mimic - Unisex TeeThis shirt is definitely NOT a mimic. Really. Even if it was found in a dungeon. The text on this shirt was in no way crudely written by a tentacle or a pseudopod, just a totally normal, humanoid hand. This shirt certainly doesn't breathe on its own and will, in no way, try to absorb you or those close to you. Get real! I mean that's impossible! Right? This shirt is definitely NOT a mimic! Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton Ash

This shirt is definitely NOT a mimic. Really. Even if it was found in a dungeon. The text on this shirt was in no way crudely written by a tentacle or a pseudopod, just a totally normal, humanoid hand. This shirt certainly doesn't breathe on its own and will, in no way, try to absorb you or those close to you. Get real! I mean... that's impossible! Right? This shirt is definitely NOT a mimic!

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • 30 singles
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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  • Age restrictions: For adults
  • EU Warranty: 2 years
  • In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ManyRealms LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 888 Southwest 5th Avenue, 1600 Pioneer Tower, Portland, OR 97204, United States or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

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