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The Callous Daoboys - Celebrity Therapist Splatter Vinyl

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The Callous Daoboys - Celebrity Therapist Splatter VinylThe Callous Daoboys Celebrity TherapistBlue Splatter Vinyl Single 12" 180g LP pressed on blue vinyl with yellow and hot pink splatter. Limited to 1000 worldwide. Release Date: September 2, 2022 Tracklist: 1) Violent Astrology2) A Brief Article Regarding Time Loops3) Beautiful Dude Missile 4) Title Track5) Field Sobriety Practice 6) The Elephant Man In The Room7) What Is Delicious? Who Swarms? 8) Star Baby Contemplation and self awareness run

The Callous Daoboys - Celebrity Therapist
Blue Splatter Vinyl

Single 12" 180g LP pressed on blue vinyl with yellow and hot pink splatter.
Limited to 1000 worldwide.

Release Date: September 2, 2022

Tracklist: 
1) Violent Astrology
2) A Brief Article Regarding Time Loops
3) Beautiful Dude Missile 
4) Title Track
5) Field Sobriety Practice 
6) The Elephant Man In The Room
7) What Is Delicious? Who Swarms? 
8) Star Baby 

Contemplation and self-awareness run throughout Celebrity Therapist. “The whole album is about history repeating itself and how we kind of move in circles. It’s two steps forward and three steps back with a bunch of people in my life. The album is me reflecting on these people but realizing I’m guilty of the same at the end of the record. There are a lot of ‘fuck you’ songs because every heavy band likes writing those. But overall, the lyrics are more introspective and quite loving.”

The Callous Daoboys come from the school of The Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I Die, and The Chariot, with a heightened degree of theatricality as one of the methods to their madness. Think Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy getting slapped around good-naturedly by Glassjaw. Celebrity Therapist even indulges in a bit of drone and avant-garde post-rock a la Sigor Rós and Radiohead.  

-Officially Licensed The Callous Daoboys Merchandise

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