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I’ve Stopped Drinking For Good Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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Description

I’ve Stopped Drinking For Good Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift FlaskTechnically True. Spiritually Questionable. For those who enjoy a little wordplay with their whiskey, the Ive Stopped Drinking For Good Now I Only Drink For Evil flask delivers the punchline loud and clear. This funny stainless steel hip flask is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, sarcasm, and a well earned drink. Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food grade, lead free stainless steel and

Technically True. Spiritually Questionable.

For those who enjoy a little wordplay with their whiskey, the I’ve Stopped Drinking For Good… Now I Only Drink For Evil flask delivers the punchline loud and clear. This funny stainless steel hip flask is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, sarcasm, and a well-earned drink.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a bold, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, durable, and easy to carry, it’s built for parties, trips, celebrations, and off-duty moments that deserve a little mischief.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it an excellent gift for friends with a twisted sense of humor, bachelor parties, birthdays, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their favorite pour.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling and to keep every ounce where it belongs.
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Key Features

  • 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

  • Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

  • Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

  • Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

  • Dishwasher safe

  • Compact, travel-friendly design

  • Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” x 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)

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camping roots
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Super comfy and pretty
Color: Black, Size: X-Large
Fit is nice and comfortable!!! Soft in the inside as well! It’s not huge but also doesn’t stick to me. You can literally wear it down (casual with jeans or shorts) or dress up (like I did for Mother’s Day with a nice skirt and jacket) Seems breathable enough for our California heat
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
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GarzaThompson
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Great buy. Love this shirt!
Color: Teal, Size: Medium
This shirt is so great. The color is absolutely stunning and vibrant! The material is so soft and comfortable. I use it as a casual work shirt with capri leggings, and stay comfortable all day. It definitely runs a bit large. I am short so it hangs very long but I like my shirts that way for work. I am usually somewhere between a small and a medium and I like a loose fit so I got a Medium. This was almost too big for me to wear, but I am making it work. I plan to buy this shirt in multiple colors and will get a small next time. For reference, I am 5"2', 126lbs, bra size 34 C.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026
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B Thompson
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Love this shirt.
Color: Dark Blue, Size: X-Large
Love this shirt. Fabric is so soft and comfortable. Fit is true to size and fits perfect. I will buy more in other colors.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Feels soft!
Color: Black, Size: 4X-Large
The fabric is great, as is the weight, fit, color. It covers the backside and doesn’t bulge around the hip. Would love to see it in several colors!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
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Mary C
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Really great quality and fit for the price
Color: Navy Blue, Size: Large
These tank tops are beautifully cut, the colors are great, the fabric is stretchy and comfortable and they don’t look at all cheap. A very welcome surprise that they exceeded expectations. I spend the entire summer in slim fit tanks and A-line skirts with a jean jacket or shirt over and ended up buying practically every color because I like them so much - can pair them with much more high end items and they don’t look out of place.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026

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