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Pocket Fishrmen: The Greatest Story Ever Told - VINYL LPTitle: The Greatest Story Ever Told Artist: Pocket Fishrmen Label: Saustex Media Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 614511848725 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2017 11 24 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics, 140 GRAM VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET, BONUS CD Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci
Title: The Greatest Story Ever ToldArtist: Pocket Fishrmen
Label: Saustex Media
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 614511848725
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2017-11-24
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics, 140 GRAM VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET, BONUS CD
Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re-recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci-fi punk metal band the Pocket Fishrmen. These deviants boldly go where no band has gone before with previously uncharted subject matter and rhyme schemes on this goofy yet edifying volume. This nicely gatefold packaged, limited edition 140 gram LP and CD includes perennial audience favorites including 'Amy Carter', 'The Leader is Burning', 'One Blowjob', 'Treehouse' and 'Go Out Smoking'. Not for the shy or faint of heart these lads are recommended for fans of Sloppy Seconds, Screeching Weasel, The Dickies and The Queers.
Tracks:
1.1 The Leader Is Burning
1.2 Go Go Saddam Hussein
1.3 Big Ass on Fire
1.4 Treehouse
1.5 Future Gods of Rock
1.6 Sex Billy
1.7 Priapus Power
1.8 One Blowjob
1.9 Queen of the Gorillas
1.10 Oft Times When We Pork
1.11 David of the Merkin
1.12 Friendly Chimps
1.13 Colonoscopy
1.14 I Now Pronounce You Rock and Roll
1.15 Amy Carter
1.16 Save My Dna
1.17 Yen for Your Yang
1.18 Flesh Eating Parasite
1.19 Bivouac on Venus
1.20 Flaccid Is the Night
1.21 Faces of the Revelers
1.22 High on Rock and Roll
1.23 Pot Mountain
1.24 Half Mast
1.25 We Kill Evil
1.26 Mommanatrix
1.27 Worship Us
1.28 Gay Jew Conquistador
1.29 Big Blue Ball
1.30 Go Out Smoking
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★★★★★ 5
such a good read
Format: Kindle
Madison, Lucas, Grey and Rian were made for each other!!! First time reading from this author and I’m not disappointed!!! Absolutely love the Love in this book and couldn’t ask for a better OV!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2023
★★★★★ 4
Fluffy and Nice Omegaverse
Format: Kindle
… this would have made 5 stars but for 2 reasons.
A.) there were quite a few typos; misspelled words, missing quotations, “the his” mistakes, and various signs that maybe a proofread would do good.
B.) the writing was quite textbook. Late blooming omega is struggling with her new self, finds a absurdly wealthy pack of alphas, every thing is almost insta-love but she resists, then decides to love herself and let everyone be happy.
Rian was my favourite (obviously the author’s favourite too because he got the most page time) but I wish we could see more of his CEO side? He went to work maybe ONCE the entire time. Gray was supposed to be the “growly one” but he turned out to be puppy dog. Lucas was a genius brainiac doctor - but also super alpha with an aggressive hindbrain with a breeding k*nk?? And then there was no actual “breeding”??
Spice 3/5 - normally omegaverse books are super high on messy smut but this was tamer.
Romance 3/5 - insta-love that was then resisted because of personal hangup’s
Plot 2/5 - weird paced head hopping, showing the same scene from different POV’s that made me feel like it was 2 steps backward, 1 step forward.
Humour 4/5 - there were a dozen lines that genuinely made me chuckle out loud
Would have been five stars but the lack of proofreading and the predictable plot made me unable to get up to ADORED IT level - four stars is still and official ENJOYED IT, y’all. This isn’t a bad rating. The “Club Heat” has intriguing possibilities so I’m going to give the second one a shot.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Wow.
Format: Kindle
Okay I’m usually not one for stand-alone’s I’m an avid series reader but my goodness am I so happy I read this! This story was brilliant & so absolutely mesmerizing. I loved reading about each character and their struggles as well as what helped them to move forward. The ending definitely brought tears to my eyes so hard. I truly wasn’t expecting some of what happened in this story. There is about to be a spoiler I am going to reveal so please stop reading if you don’t want the spoiler !!!! ⚠️ ⛔️ ‼️
I loved that the author didn’t do what most authors do with irredeemable male characters. I truly was hoping that Nate Jr. would be apart of the pack after the way he treated Astrea bc he truly didn’t deserve it. Though I must say you did a wonderful job or redeeming him as a person. I cried my eyes out when he walked into the story. I was truly terrified he was going to be a bad guy to the end. However you truly did him such a justice by having him realize his faults & having him redeem himself in the most wonderful way. I’m so sad that he didn’t get to hear how much his brother loved him & forgave him before dying. But again you wrote that ending so beautifully & I just can’t express how much I loved this story & how you took a different route than most authors I have read have. You are a remarkable author Cinder Blaze & I thank you generously for creating such a masterpiece.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Omegaverse
Format: Kindle
I was pleasantly surprised by this omega verse book. This 1 definitely had a few new twists And I really enjoyed reading it. The main female character was a badass and awesome. She had 1 best friend I wish we could have seen a little bit more of their friendship in this book. Her relationship with the male characters was good not to contrived or super instantaneous. And we had some fun plot twists that I didn't expect. I wish we had more of a follow up on the situation with her family her background and her mother who was a wench. I would definitely recommend this book.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Wow. Just wow. An amazing read
Format: Kindle
This book was eloquently written, or should I say the authors writing style is very eloquent? I loved the characters, and the story was quite compelling. I absolutely loved the FMC, she's a BA who doesn't take any crap & gives as good as she gets. A certain person certainly got his just desserts & then some, the earlier scenes of which were quite satisfying, had me punching the air & everything haha. All in all 20/10, great read
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Reviewed in the United States on November 29, 2024