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George Washington Zombie Slayer

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George Washington Zombie SlayerAn ADULT. R rated, comic parody and historical satire of Americas Greatest Founding Father! George Washington finds prosperity, wealth, and true love with his fiance Martha in Colonial America, even as he discovers a sinister plot by the British to enslave America through the use of British zombie soldiers! Compelled by both honor and duty to oppose the British, Washington takes up the fight against the evil General Cornwallis and his plot to use

An ADULT. R-rated, comic parody and historical satire of AmericaÕs Greatest Founding Father!
George Washington finds prosperity, wealth, and true love with his fiancŽe Martha in Colonial America, even as he discovers a sinister plot by the British to enslave America through the use of British zombie soldiers! Compelled by both honor and duty to oppose the British, Washington takes up the fight against the evil General Cornwallis and his plot to use zombie Redcoats to crush American freedom!
Can George Washington prevent a Zombie Apocalypse in Colonial America? The mission seems impossible! But with advanced martial arts training from the ninja Thomas Jefferson, the high-tech Ôelectrical assault weaponsÕ of the genius Benjamin Franklin, and the ever-present assistance of his weed-smoking slave, Reebock, witness the comic and irreverent transformation of George Washington from military general to unstoppable zombie slayer!

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S. Berg
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Good balls
Color: S6-glow
My dog is a chewer, and these have held up for close to a year actually a pretty good product
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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nanny america
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 3
Disappointed
Color: S6-muti-color
These were great for about 20 minutes then they stopped squeaking...we have 2 left that I have saved but the other 4 do not squeak anymore...disappointed as my dog loves to squeak things...would not buy these again...My dog is only an 8lb dog too...but he can still play with the balls without the squeak...
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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joymom
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Value for a ball my dog loves!
Color: S6-muti-color
I wish these ball were in the subscription program! My dog gets sooo excited by the new ball, but her interest in things lasts for a few days. She kills the squeak within 11minutes, but the squeaker stays in place rather than becoming a chocking or swallow hazard, and she still loves to chew it. Next, we must throw the ball approximately 723 times the first day, possibly 496 times on day 2, and just 3- 4 on day 3, at which point she will chase the ball before hollering "it's over here if you need it," while she checks on the chipmunk den. We currently have 17 of these balls in our yard (because we have given several leftovers to a less discriminating doodle next door). These balls hold up really well, get her extremely active for the first couple of days, and are a much cheaper than doggie daycare (after an active morning with a new ball, she is happy to chew on it and sleep much of the day). I always have these on hand!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 22, 2025
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Michelle
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 4
Pieces chewed off
Color: white & green
My Aussiedoodle loves it. I throw it down the hallway, it bounces crazy, and he chases it. The only complaint is that he can't chew much of the ball part. So now I have to have it put away and brought out for special playtime.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2026
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LRBuyer
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Style: Sport, Size: Large
This is a lifesaver. My lab will chase the ball all day and this saves the arms and shoulders. A little bit of a learning curve to use but I would definitely recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026

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