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Description
$100 Chortle Wear Gift CardBecause You Definitely Know What They Want Shopping for someone with the personality of a houseplant but the humor of a gremlin? Avoid the emotional labor and give them the one thing nobody can return: store credit. Whether they want a sarcastic tee, a dark humor mood booster, or something wildly inappropriate for family gatherings, this digital gift card lets them choose, so if they hate their gift, its officially not your fault. Why This Gift Card
Because You Definitely Know What They Want 🙄
Shopping for someone with the personality of a houseplant but the humor of a gremlin?
Avoid the emotional labor and give them the one thing nobody can return: store credit.
Whether they want a sarcastic tee, a dark-humor mood booster, or something wildly inappropriate for family gatherings, this digital gift card lets them choose, so if they hate their gift, it’s officially not your fault.
Why This Gift Card Slaps:
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Delivered instantly, because planning is for overachievers
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Perfect for people who “don’t want anything” (liars)
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Never expires…unlike your patience
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Redeemable for any Chortle Wear design their dark little heart desires
Give the gift of sarcasm.
Or pretend you tried.
Both work.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy