SKU: 55374688675

I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts 9oz Funny Candle Malicious Women Co

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I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts 9oz Funny Candle Malicious Women CoI Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts Infused With: Internal Screaming & External Smiling NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks Vessel Color: Amber Lid Color: Black Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes) Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free) Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA 9oz Size: 2. 75" (W or Diameter) x 3. 5" (H with lid), 9. 125" (Circumference) Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours Hand

I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts Infused With: Internal Screaming & External Smiling

NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Color: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA
9oz Size: 2.75" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours
Hand Poured in the USA

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

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Kimberly A Estes McCarty
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Amazing product for dry, mature skin.
Size: 4.98 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I’ve used Micellar water for years and this is a nice addition as it is very moisturizing, especially for mature skin (I also live in a very dry climate). Great for removing stubborn mascara and eye makeup.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
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Bethjessie
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Fabulous product for makeup removal
Size: 4.98 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I love this. I use a good squirt, massage into skin, including onto eyelids and lashes, then wet my hands, and massage into face further, which creates some suds. Then I use a disposable washcloth. I make it wet and wipe it all off. The makeup comes right off my face, including mascara, and my face feels soft and not dry at all afterwards. I’m on my second bottle.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2026
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Leslie
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Best cleaner
Size: 4.98 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I continue to purchase this even though it’s pricy! Makes my skin feel so clean and doesn’t break me out.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
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Chelsea Hall
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Melts Makeup Off
Size: 4.98 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I love this stuff! It melts my makeup away so gently, even mascara, so I don’t have to scrub as hard as I used to with other cleaners. I follow with my face soap, and my face actually feels like everything has been wiped away now. I feel like my blackheads have even improved and my pores are less clogged.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
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STL Runner
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice and work well for sensitive skin
Scent: Unscented, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 2)
Work well and don’t irritate my eyes or skin. Little pricey but I think it’s worth it— compared to Neutragena or others which burn my eyes and face !
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026

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