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If Your Monster Won't Go to Bed

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If Your Monster Won't Go to BedFor fans of How to Babysit a Grandpa comes a tongue in cheek story that is a step by step manual for putting your monster to bed. If you have a monster that won't go to bed, don't bother asking your parents to help. They know a lot about putting kids to bed, but nothing about putting monsters to bed. It's not their fault; they're just not good at it. Read this book instead. It will tell you what to feed your monster before bed (it's not warm milk),

For fans of How to Babysit a Grandpa comes a tongue-in-cheek story that is a step-by-step manual for putting your monster to bed.

If you have a monster that won't go to bed, don't bother asking your parents to help. They know a lot about putting kids to bed, but nothing about putting monsters to bed. It's not their fault; they're just not good at it. Read this book instead.

It will tell you what to feed your monster before bed (it's not warm milk), and what to sing to your monster (it's not a soothing lullaby), and what to read to your monster to send him off to dreamland in no time (the scarier, the better).

Just make sure you don't get too good at putting monsters to bed--or you might have a BIG problem on your hands

Praise for Zachariah OHora:

"The text is pitch-perfect, and the art is its match." --Chicago Tribune (Wolfie the Bunny)

"Picture books with hip, quirky illustrations that are not just funny but also have plenty of heart are hard to find. The stylish My Cousin Momo by Zachariah OHora has it all." --The Boston Globe (My Cousin Momo)

set star] "OHora's acrylic paintings are the heart of this tale. They clearly show everyone's feelings . . . and there are brilliant bits of humor and whimsy." --School Library Journal, starred review (Wolfie the Bunny)

"OHora could paint stones in the street and make them funny." --Publishers Weekly (My Cousin Momo)

Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Alfred A. Knopf Books for Young Readers
Published: 03/14/2017
ISBN: 9780553496550
Pages: 40
Weight: 0.85lbs
Size: 11.20h x 8.80w x 0.50d

Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 01/01/2017
Publishers Weekly 01/02/2017
Horn Book Magazine 03/01/2017 pg. 79
School Library Journal 03/01/2017 pg. 113

Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 188317 / If Your Monster Won't Go to Bed
Reading Level: 3.6 / Interest Level: Lower Grade / Point Value: 0.5
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