Diddly Squat Series By Jeremy Clarkson: 4 Books Collection Set (Diddly Squat: A Year On The Farm, ‘Til The Cows Come Home, Pigs Might Fly and Home to Roost)

Diddly Squat Series By Jeremy Clarkson: 4 Books Collection Set (Diddly Squat: A Year On The Farm, ‘Til The Cows Come Home, Pigs Might Fly and Home to Roost)Titles in this Set: 1. Diddly Squat: A Year On The Farm 2. Diddly Squat: Til The Cows Come Home 3. Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly 4. Diddly Squat: Home to Roost Description: Diddly Squat: A Year On The Farm Welcome to Clarkson's farm. It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'. And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it. From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . .

Titles in this Set:

1. Diddly Squat: A Year On The Farm
2. Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home
3. Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly
4. Diddly Squat: Home to Roost

Description:

Diddly Squat: A Year On The Farm
Welcome to Clarkson's farm.

It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.

And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.

From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.

Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home
Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.

Yet farming continues to be a challenge.

Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly
After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:

whatever you hope will happen, won't.

Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour.

Diddly Squat: Home to Roost
Welcome back to Clarkson’s Farm.

The spring crop failed. Farming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative (better off breeding ostriches…)

But in the face of uncooperative weather, bureaucracy, and the world’s persistent refusal to recognise his genius, our hero’s not beaten yet. Not while the farm shop’s still doing a roaring trade in smelly candles, he isn’t.