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Description
Rules for Old Age T-shirtThis t shirt is based on the great Jack Nicholson quote to Morgan Freeman from the movie The Bucket List. One aging buddy to the other, he quoted the following great advice for rules as you age: 1. Never pass up a bathroom. 2. Never waste a hard on. 3. Never trust a fart. These are truly words to live by in your golden years! And this t shirt makes a great gift for the young at heart. Just dont laugh too hard or you might test rule #3. Tee is
This t-shirt is based on the great Jack Nicholson quote to Morgan Freeman from the movie The Bucket List. One aging buddy to the other, he quoted the following great advice for rules as you age:
1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste a hard-on.
3. Never trust a fart.
These are truly words to live by in your golden years! And this t-shirt makes a great gift for the young at heart. Just dont laugh too hard or you might test rule #3.
Tee is available in olive, army, navy, black and grey and in sizes up to 4XL.
This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed
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★★★★★ 4
Keeps your dog busy
Color: Blue
Good toy to keep your dog busy. Make sure you check it periodically to ensure it stays together.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
dog ball
Color: Blue
This ball is perfect for keeping my dog active and entertained. It's made of strong, durable material, ideal for games of fetch. It doesn't break easily and is light enough for him to carry in his mouth without any problem.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2026
★★★★★ 2
Fun but not for rough play.
Color: Orange
The ball contented our “golden” Jaxson for about 15 minutes. He then thought it was a regular ball and it’s just a little delicate for a big dog. I just wrote it off as a loss. Great idea but should be more durable.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Long lasting charge!
Color: Orange
My 50 pound goldendoodle absolutely loves this ball. It keeps a charge for a long time. It turns off
When it’s not being used and we play with it every day.!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Fun toy
Color: Orange
My standard poodle loves this toy. It holds a charge for several hours and is well made
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026
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