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I'm just sitting here drinking coffee planning world domination T-Shirt

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I'm just sitting here drinking coffee planning world domination T-ShirtThis I'm not quiet, I'm plotting T Shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic. 1 2 Day Dispatch Time FREE Tracked Delivery Sizing & Shipping info below. Unisex Sizing Guide XS Chest 41cm 16" (UK6 8 US4 6) S Chest 46cm 18" (UK8 10 US6 8) M Chest 51cm 20" (UK10 12

This I'm not quiet, I'm plotting T-Shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long-lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic.


📦 1-2 Day Dispatch Time

🚚 FREE Tracked Delivery


👇🏼 Sizing & Shipping info below.


📏 Unisex Sizing Guide

XS - Chest - 41cm / 16" | (UK6-8 / US4-6)

S - Chest - 46cm / 18" | (UK8-10 / US6-8)

M - Chest - 51cm / 20" | (UK10-12 / US8-10)

L - Chest - 56cm / 22" | (UK12-14 / US10-12)

XL - Chest - 61cm / 24" | (UK16-18 / US14-16)

2XL - Chest - 66cm / 26" | (UK18-20 / US16-18)

3XL - Chest - 71cm / 28" | (UK20-22 / US18-20)

4XL - Chest - 73cm / 29" | (UK22-24 / US20-22)

5XL - Chest - 77cm / 30" | (UK24-26 / US22-24)

6XL - Chest - 81cm / 32" | (UK26-28 / US24-26)

(Chest is measured between each underarm when laid flat)

- Full size guide found in the image gallery


Fabric:

100% Ring Spun Cotton.


Weight:

150 gsm


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1 - 2 working days.


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3 - 5 working days.


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5 - 7 working days.


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If something's not quite right, or you've simply changed your mind we'll gladly exchange or accept return any unworn / unused items up to 60 days from order. We are always very happy to help so just send us a message.


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Homeschooling Mom
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
I FINALLY GOT AN INDESTRUCTIBLE TOY!!! Yes!
Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs), Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
This one is TRULY indestructible! I’ve been purchasing one after another trying to find something that she cannot break in 5 mins. Everything I’ve ordered (until this one) has been SHREDDED in 3-10 minutes! It’s TRUE RUBBER! I’m so happy with my purchase! See the picture below- we’ve had it for a couple months now and she has barely chewed off just a few small nubs! Which she’s proud of 😆 If you truly want a challenge for your CRAZY DOG- you will love this squeaker!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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Millie
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Rough and tough chew toy
Color: Azure, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
This is a thick and heavy duty toy to stand up to medium to large dogs who are heavy chewers. And the rough textures really encourages my dog and it is the perfect size to throw and play fetch. Very sturdy…I bought around Christmas and it’s almost may and she hasn’t destroyed it yet!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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Cindy Tuttle
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 4
Very sturdy and strong toy
Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
This keeps my dog busy. He has a blast with it. It is a little bit big for his mouth, but he still seems to have fun with it. My dog is German Shepherd and Australian Shepherd.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
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Andrew Georgen
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Awesome squeaker toy!
Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
Noise level is expected. It’s a squeak toy. If you get annoyed by your dog having fun, get outta here. It’s a bigger toy so I don’t worry about choking. It’s bouncy and a tough material for our tough chewer. Color is whatever! Great toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
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Dione Ray
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 3
It was fun while it lasted.
Color: Green, Size: Large(50-90 lbs)
This is a tough chew toy, but yep, it still got destroyed after a few uses. So my Siberian Husky strategically destroys the squeak in everything immediately. This one actually took some time. It's not super squeaky and is more challenging to make it squeak. I was pleasantly surprised that it the squeaker lasted a couple weeks. For the record my Pitbull got to it the 3rd week and it was completely destroyed in 2 further days. This is a very hard chew toy and I wouldn't recommend this unless your dog is also a destroyer of a the tougher toys. Even though it was still demolished they had a great time with it and it still lasted longer than most. I hope that helps and I hope you have a happy day.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2025

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