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Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap"Butt" keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years! The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because, when it comes to Uranus, you've got some cleaning up to do. So, ready your trusty loofah, and launch into action! But don't forget your rubber ducky sidekick it'll be a crucial ally in this "peril ass" mission. And remember to watch out for that black hole!

"Butt"... keep Uranus clean too!

It's been dealing with your crap for years!

The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because, when it comes to Uranus, you've got some cleaning up to do. So, ready your trusty loofah, and launch into action! But don't forget your rubber ducky sidekick - it'll be a crucial ally in this "peril-ass" mission. And remember to watch out for that black hole!

  • Keep Earth clean, it isn't Uranus. Bar Soap
  • Soap for Human Earthlings
  • Meteors streaking the sky? Cool.
  • Uranus streaking your underwear? Not cool.
  • Clean up your act! The lunar, the better.
  • This soap is on a mission to Uranus... a noble 'ass-ignment'
  • Not for use in meteor showers.


The moment has come to retire your outdated soap on a rope. Now you can keep our solar system sparkling clean with this daring, beyond-the-stars, naturally sarcastic soap, and complete your mission without so much as a streak on your underwear.

An outstanding gag gift for boyfriends, space cadets, pun devotees, "asstronauts", "asstronomers", and grown-ass adults who still giggle at the mention of Uranus. On that note... Did you know that 63 planet-earths can fit inside Uranus? Sheesh! Who knew?!

  • Made in the ❤️ of the Milky Way, 🌎 USA!
  • Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
  • Cold-Process. All-Natural Artisan Soap.
  • Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
  • Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
  • Phthalate-Free, Parabens-Free.
  • Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
  • Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
  • Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free.


Made in the USA, Planet Earth, the Solar System, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe. Earth-friendly and Mother Nature approved. This useful gag gift is practical for the bath, but is not for use in fiery meteor showers.

This out-of-this-world body and hand soap bar measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. Packaged in a prank gift box our Our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap is a fun adult gag gift, for those with a juvenile sense of soap humor.

Black Hole scented.  Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

♻️ Recycle, or we all die, your first.

Great for: Earth Day, planet, hippies, astronaut, outer-space gifts, butt jokes, funny gifts for men

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Emily L. Barnewolt
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★★★★★ 3
Shimmer good smell no
Color: #3 Rose Gold
Smell is meh. I mixed it with body spray. The cap broke first day of use. Love the shimmer though!
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★★★★★ 5
Beautiful and emphasize my tan
Color: #3 Rose Gold
Absolutely love this product. It is perfect for me and had a ton of compliments love that comes in different colors.
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This is the best body glitter I have ever owned. I have a spray one and it is not as shiny as this one. This one has a very good appearance. It literally is shining so bright without the lights being off. This is one drop on my hand that I spread around, it does go on as a liquid and then it dries up and soak in your skin . From the bottle It has a very fresh scent like a very, very light scent, but when you put on your skin, it doesn’t smell like anything so you can still put on your regular perfume without worrying about mixing fragrances. It’s a good decent size especially considering I only did one drop and I get so much glitter!
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