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Government Cure-All Elixir Hooded SweatshirtGovernment all purpose cure all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas. If there's a problem, just add and forget. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose. Everyone needs a go to, cozy. loose fitting sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and has a little fun while you're at it. 50% cotton 50% polyester Reduced pilling and softer air jet spun yarn Double lined hood 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband
Government all-purpose cure-all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas. If there's a problem, just add and forget. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose.Everyone needs a go-to, cozy. loose-fitting sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and has a little fun while you're at it.
• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket
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★★★★★ 3
It worked
Style: 14oz
The product works.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 24, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Saved the day, even at 25°
Style: 18oz
The tire tread was peeling off the tire causing a leak that could not be plugged. Completely flat. It was about 25° outside and the can only dispensed half the contents. Was able to inflate the tire and make it to the shop. So the slime saved the day.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Good bike tire parches
Size: 24 x 35mm
Patches work nicely.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Arrived on Time
Size: 24 x 35mm
My package arrived on time. They are thick, and seem to be made of quality materials. I have not needed to use them yet, but will I update my review when I do.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best sized, excellent quality.
Size: 24 x 35mm
Excellent patches, perfect size for all punctures and almost all cuts. Seals quickly, sticks well.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026