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Bernie Is My Comrade TowelWith the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at. This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger wagging nitpicking
With the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at.This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger-wagging nitpicking partisan to hilariously instruct upon the proper definition of socialism while everyone within a five foot radius rolls their eyes in aversion.
Update: Apparently The Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign wasn't Feeling this Bern, and has furnished us with a rather silly cease and desist. Learn more here.
Stories on the Bernie Shirt fuss in the news: The Daily Beast, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, Reason, American Bar Association Journal
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
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★★★★★ 5
Excellent and Beautiful Wallet
Style: Bi-fold
Very nice wallet with added protection! Clean look, smooth soft leather, but durable and sturdy. Highly recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
nice quality
Style: Bi-fold
it was a small gift
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very nice wallet!
Style: Bi-fold
Very nice wallet!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very good watch at a reasonable price.
Color: 8405-Blue
Very good product. Keeps good time and is pleasant to look at.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Reasonably priced.
Color: Silver Face Brown Band-G8408
Bought this for husband for Christmas, he loves it. It’s very handsome.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2026
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