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If Minds Had Toes

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If Minds Had ToesCondition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9780747592419 Format: Trade paperback (UK) Year: 2008 Publisher: Bloomsbury Description: Ben Warner is dizzy with boredom, working for the summer in Cod Almighty, his local fish and chip shop, when one evening a sexy young woman called Lila arrives with a bizarre invitation. Ben is tempted, but suspicious and with good reason. Lila wants him to visit her in the World of Ideas a place he's never heard of and, though Ben

Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9780747592419
Format: Trade paperback (UK)
Year: 2008
Publisher: Bloomsbury


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Ben Warner is dizzy with boredom, working for the summer in Cod Almighty, his local fish and chip shop, when one evening a sexy young woman called Lila arrives with a bizarre invitation. Ben is tempted, but suspicious - and with good reason. Lila wants him to visit her in the World of Ideas - a place he's never heard of - and, though Ben doesn't yet know it, Lila has been dead for thirty years (which at least explains the purple flares).




Lila has a mission. Her boss, Socrates (President of the World of Ideas) has made a bet with his arch-rival Wittgenstein. To win the bet (and keep their jobs) he and Lila must prove to Ben that philosophy can change his life for the better.




As Ben finds his way in to this dreamlike sector of the afterlife with its disconcerting worlds-within-worlds, he has no idea he's the subject of a bet. And so begins a mind-bending guided tour around the big, and the small, questions in life. Does time speed up when your heart beats faster? When is orange not orange? Do we have free will? Little by little, Ben starts to ask his own questions and to believe that - apart from football - the unexamined life is not really worth living.
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Roger
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 4
Very well made!
Color: Non Squeaky-12 Pack, Size: Medium
My dog loves these! She does tear them apart so dont think these are the Last Ones you will ever buy!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2026
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Steven M. Dunn
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Great bag of fun.
Color: Non Squeaky-12 Pack, Size: Medium, Color: Non Squeaky-12 Pack, Size: Medium
Arrived on time and as advertised. What a great bag of fun for a beloved dog. A treat and big selection of balls. She loves balls and nothing is to good for her.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 18, 2025
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Mom_of_TeenageTwo
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 3
Squeaky balls for big dogs
Color: Squeaky-4 Pack, Size: Medium
I wanted a cheaper alternative to the Kong squeaky balls but unless you have big dogs that have powerful jaws, it is challenging for small and some medium dogs to squeak these. My dogs lost interest when they realized they couldn't squeak them. I will have to pass them off to a friend who has large dogs.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
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Anne Corona Hipps
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Moms dog here…reviewing cos it’s mine!
Color: Squeaky-4 Pack, Size: Medium
Moms corgo here. Reviewing the squeaky balls mom bought. First off..they’re green. I don’t know what green exactly is cos I’m colorblind, so whatever that is it is and because it’s mine, I like it. Secondly, they’re fluffy. It’s an annoying texture that I like to peel off, but these are tough and peeling them is a struggle. Thirdly, the bounce. I don’t know where these balls think they’re going to think my mom is so repulsive, but they bounce just high enough to catch them and bring the escapee back to mom when I feel like they need to go back to her, otherwise, I take them to a safe spot to release into the wild…but mom always captures them and they always escape. I tell you, it’s a vicious cycle. Fifthly…the squeak!! That rotten vulgar noise!! I want to unalive those things so bad!! Balls in the past were no match for my jaws of death, but these?? These are resilient and have quite the will to live! I have yet to destroy one!! To wrap this up…Corgo approves and declares them mine. I like them. I think your doggo will like them too. But you can’t have mine..cos they’re mine. *drops the corgo mic*
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Christina Johnson
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Not for aggressive chewers
Color: Non Squeaky-12 Pack, Size: Medium
You get a good amount of balls for the price. My dogs loved them but unfortunately they did not last long. That is not the company’s fault, my dogs are very toy aggressive and destroy almost every toy.
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