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DCU Desert Camo Cotton Long ShortThe Desert Camouflage Uniform, better known as coffee stain camo, was the U. S. militarys cleaner answer to the old six color chocolate chip desert pattern. Less rocky. More open. Fewer little cookie chunks pretending to be geology. This pattern came out of the early 90s desert era, when the military realized that not every battlefield looked like a gravel pit outside Yuma. The result was a softer three color arid pattern built around sand, tan, and
The Desert Camouflage Uniform, better known as “coffee stain” camo, was the U.S. military’s cleaner answer to the old six-color chocolate-chip desert pattern. Less rocky. More open. Fewer little cookie chunks pretending to be geology.
This pattern came out of the early ’90s desert era, when the military realized that not every battlefield looked like a gravel pit outside Yuma. The result was a softer three-color arid pattern built around sand, tan, and muted brown shapes. Simple, recognizable, and weirdly stylish once removed from the supply chain.
We put that desert pattern energy on a pair of long cotton shorts with a relaxed unisex fit. They’re soft, sturdy, and easy to wear, with enough stretch to keep them comfortable without turning them into gym shorts for a guy named Kyle who owns seven protein tubs.
Made for warm weather, lazy weekends, travel, cookouts, beach runs, and civilian operations of questionable strategic value.
95% cotton, 5% elastane
Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
Unisex fit
Blank product components sourced from Mexico
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 71.9 | 90 |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102.1 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118.1 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134.1 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150.1 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
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★★★★★ 5
Nice bed
Color: Blue, Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Good quality dog bed. My pittie loves to burrow himself under blankets so I figured we would give this a try. He hasn’t figured it out yet but it’s his new favorite spot to take a nap when he’s not on our lap. Love the color and seems to be nicely made. I do wish it came in a bigger size but it’s still big enough for him.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice quality bed
Color: Blue, Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Nice quality. My dog loves laying on this bed but hasn’t yet figured out getting inside. I cover him after he lays and he seems to enjoy it
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Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Cozy Bed, Just Needs Fluffing
Color: Blue, Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Our dog took to this bed pretty quickly and seems to like curling up under the cave cover. It’s soft, roomy, and gives that little tucked-in feeling a lot of pets seem to love. The cover doesn’t always stay perfectly shaped, so I have to fluff it back up now and then. Other than that, it looks nice in the corner and seems comfortable enough for daily naps. Solid bed overall, especially for the price.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for the money
Color: Blue, Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Really beautiful, I'm not sure of what size I got but it is BIG, I have a 50lb Boston terrier and he gets lost in it, very soft with a lots of foam, he loves it
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Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2026
★★★★★ 3
NOT WATERPROOF OR MACHINE WASHABLE
Color: Blue, Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Until today, I would have given this bed 5 stars. When I was looking for a new pet bed, I searched for “waterproof” and “machine washable”. My bad for not verifying those attributes before purchasing as I have learned Amazon search results are not reliable.
Today one of my dogs peed on the floor and dragged his bed over it. When I discovered it, I wasn’t concerned because it is waterproof and machine washable. Uh, no it is not. The cushion was wet and was too big to adequately fit in my washer and I could tell the fabric wouldn’t hold up so I hand washed in the tub. But by this evening it was still pretty wet so I tossed it in the dryer on low - by itself - to get the damp out. Well, when I took it out, the cushion had ripped open.
Meanwhile, I put the cover in the washing machine. It washed okay, but the plastic part that helps the the opening stay open came out and broke. I cannot find a hole to attempt to put it back in.
I am really irritated that it isn’t better made.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 23, 2025
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