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FUCK THE ASTROS - St Louis Cardinals Fan T-Shirt - Text Design - Beef Shirts

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FUCK THE ASTROS - St Louis Cardinals Fan T-Shirt - Text Design - Beef ShirtsFuck the Astros! I hate the Astros! The Astros cheat! Are these things you shout more often than you think is healthy? You don't need to be a native of St Louis to throw some shade on the Stros with one of these t shirts. Represent the Cards in style! Go Cardinals! Beef Shirts specializes in some good ol' fashion rivalry match ups. Support your favorite team but more importantly, show your passion about your least favorite team. Sometimes you have to

Fuck the Astros!  I hate the Astros! The Astros cheat!  Are these things you shout more often than you think is healthy?  You don't need to be a native of St Louis to throw some shade on the Stros with one of these t-shirts.  Represent the Cards in style!  Go Cardinals!

Beef Shirts specializes in some good ol' fashion rivalry match-ups.  Support your favorite team but more importantly, show your passion about your least favorite team.  Sometimes you have to let everyone know how you feel.  Looking for some fan apparel that is a bit different than the norm?  Perhaps a bit offensive and funny?  You came to the right place.

Each shirt is printed using direct-to-garment methods.  This technique uses special inks that are absorbed into the fabric, much better than iron-on graphics and screen prints that feel heavy and plastic.  These shirts feel fantastic to wear, are high-quality, and long lasting.  If you are like me, you just want a normal t-shirt without all sorts of futuristic bells and buzzwords, that isn't cut so slim you aren't sure if you bought a kid's size.  Just a solid shirt, that's what I got for you. 

The shirts are unisex sized and 100% ring-spun, pre-shrunk cotton.  If you have a special request for a different style, please message me and we can work something out. 

---SIZE CHART---

S - Chest: 18", Length: 28", Sleeve-back: 16.5"
M - Chest: 20", Length: 29", Sleeve-back: 18"
L - Chest: 22", Length: 30", Sleeve-back: 19.5"
XL - Chest: 24", Length: 31", Sleeve-back: 21"
2XL- Chest: 26", Length: 32", Sleeve-back: 22.5"
3XL - Chest: 28", Length: 33", Sleeve-back: 24" 

Each order will be created and shipped within the United States.  Each shirt is made to order, so make sure you are happy with the sizes and colors and your address and whatever else information I need to know.  Shirts can take roughly 3-5 days to print and then shipping is 2-4 days.  These are average times, don't set your watch to them.  Feel free to contact me with any concerns.

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