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Uncle Sam's Canned Lies Graphic Tee

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Uncle Sam's Canned Lies Graphic TeeGeorge Carlin once said, "I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing" Sage advice. By this point the only people that actually dine on the canned crap the government pumps out of it's bullshit factories are the metal bottom feeders that can't taste the difference and the media between commercial breaks. Uncle Sam's Canned Lies retro graphic t shirt. Shows a retro government official holding

George Carlin once said, "I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing"

Sage advice. By this point the only people that actually dine on the canned crap the government pumps out of it's bullshit factories are the metal bottom feeders that can't taste the difference and the media between commercial breaks.

Uncle Sam's Canned Lies retro graphic t-shirt. Shows a retro government official holding up a can with the label: Lies, Now with More Fear! Warning: Thinking may inhibit the usefulness of this product.

  • Slightly form fitting. Order a size larger for a more comfy relaxed fit.
  • 100% ring spun cotton, Heather Grey is 90% ring spun cotton/10% polyester, Heather Colors are 40% ring spun cotton/60% polyester
  • 100% preshrunk combed ringspun cotton
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • 4.5 oz. pre-shrunk 30/1 singles

Available in royal blue, light blue, heather blue, red, orange, heather grey.

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these are so cute, squeak but my puppy who chews everything from rocks to shells was unable to tear these toys to shreds or even bite it into pieces. she actually gave up and grew bored with them which has never happened with any other toy or item she fixates on and eventually destroys.
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Surprisingly tough. Holds up to tug and doesn't rip right away like so many soft toys do. Has crinkle legs and squeaky head. Dog is having so much fun
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I have two dogs that can chew through everything within a day. Not these, going on four days now, there are signs of wear and tear but still intact. The dogs love the flavor.
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