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Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator Men's Polo

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Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator Men's PoloBrawndo. It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes. The official beverage of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho! Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere. Water, the basic component of all life had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin. The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330 when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F. D. A . And the F. C. C . Enabling them to

Brawndo. It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes. The official beverage of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water... virtually everywhere. Water, the basic component of all life... had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin. The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330... when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F.D. A... . And the F.C. C... . Enabling them to say, do and sell... anything they wanted.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
• Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit that runs large
• Flat knit collar and cuffs
• Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims
• Side vents for breathability

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH LENGTH
S (inches) 20 ½ 29
M (inches) 21 ½ 30
L (inches) 23 ½ 31
XL (inches) 25 ½ 32
2XL (inches) 27 33
  CHEST WIDTH LENGTH
S (cm) 52 73.7
M (cm) 54.6 76.2
L (cm) 59.7 78.7
XL (cm) 64.8 81.3
2XL (cm) 68.6 83.8
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Sublimation tape that works.
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