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Teenage Mutant Dirtbags: A Roleplaying Game

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Teenage Mutant Dirtbags: A Roleplaying GamePrepare for a wild ride as you step into the shoes of a teenage mutant humanoid animal like no other. But hey, forget about that ridiculous "Mutantimal" label; nobody actually uses that lame name. In this thrilling role playing game, you'll be raised by zealous warriors who believe you're the only hope to save the world from its bizarre predicaments. Yet, deep down, you're a rebel at heart. You crave the things humans enjoy the guilty pleasures that

Prepare for a wild ride as you step into the shoes of a teenage mutant humanoid animal like no other. But hey, forget about that ridiculous "Mutantimal" label; nobody actually uses that lame name. In this thrilling role-playing game, you'll be raised by zealous warriors who believe you're the only hope to save the world from its bizarre predicaments.

Yet, deep down, you're a rebel at heart. You crave the things humans enjoy-the guilty pleasures that make life interesting. Binge-watching TV shows, engaging in passionate debates about movie fandoms, indulging in mouth-watering fast-food delicacies-these are the joys that ignite your spirit. And let's not forget those lazy days when all you want to do is smoke weed and sleep until noon.

"Save the World?" Who needs that kind of responsibility, man? That's not your gig. You're here to embrace the chaotic and hilarious side of life. Humans may mess things up, but they sure know how to make it interesting. And deep down, you secretly love all that human crap.

Get ready to embark on an epic adventure that blends mutant powers, rebellious attitudes, and a hefty dose of humor. Join forces with your mutantimal pals and navigate through a world where absurdity meets excitement. Your choices will shape the course of the game, with unexpected twists and turns at every corner.

So, grab your dice, bring your sense of humor, and dive headfirst into a world where being a teenage mutant humanoid animal has never been so much fun. Embrace your love for human junk and embark on an unforgettable quest that'll have you laughing, cheering, and questioning everything you thought you knew.

Are you ready to unleash your inner mutantimal? The adventure awaits!

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kkrome25
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
The Best for Athletics
Color: Black/Gray
This is a sleek, light wristwatch that will not weigh you down with its bulk. Forget the gigantic profile of a "survivalist" wristwatch. This unisex model is svelte and slim, not adding much to the wake you generate while swimming, or the swing of your arms while running, or the wind as it passes around your wrists and hands while you are speeding by on your racing bike. This is only 34mm across, by 35mm tall, by 11.5mm thick. The wristband is 13mm at its median working width. Timex styling cannot be beat, and neither is the resin-rubber-like material. I don't know about you, but the price is something I take a good look at. I want a watch that is reasonably priced and high-quality. I don't want to spend $200 to $1000 on a watch and worrying about being careful with it. If it gets smashed, it's only $30 to $50, not a big loss, and the quality is way better than what they were making in the 1980's. These watches are made for athletics and the real world.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 14, 2025
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Wise Shopper
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 4
Great watch, flimsy band
Color: Gray/Lilac
I bought this watch to replace a similar model because the band broke. I see this is a recurrent problem in many other reviews. However, I liked the watch enough to buy it again anyway. I found the new model easy to set, being fairly intuitive. So far it keeps perfect time. I use this watch mainly as a travel watch, and loved the dual time zone function. I am pleased that the newer model now has the ability to set 3 times zones instead of 2, which is an added bonus. The only con I see at this point is the flimsy strap. Unfortunately, the strap on this model is even thinner than on the previous one, and I wonder how long it will last. Also I wonder about the battery length. I think these watches may have been sitting around a long time. The setting showed 2012. I am afraid much of the battery life of the original battery may have already been used up and the battery may need replacing early. Only time will tell. The watch fits my small wrist fine and it is a little more attractive than the old model. I give it 4 stars instead of 5 only because of the band problem.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2016
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Nikki Griffin Olive
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Great fit and quality!
Color: Black/Gray
Always love the quality of a Timex watch. Great fit for smaller wrists.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
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greg_r
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Fine for a man (with skinny wrists)
Color: Black/Gray, Color: Black/Gray
I have an older mens ironman which has gotten a little beat up and needs replacing. The band is much longer than I need. The metal clasp sits off-center on the underside of my wrist, closer to the part of my wrist which curves around to the front. The too-long strap sometimes flops around and catches on things. I couldn't find a smaller-band mens version, so I tried this "womens" watch (picking the most manly-looking one, of course). I like it better. The band fits my wrist much better, with the metal band in the middle and no flop. I also like that the watch is lighter and the face and band are smaller and less bulky, so it is less noticeable when I'm wearing it (cycling weight weenies will appreciate this). The face is still large enough to be easily legible and contains all of the same great features as my mens ironman watch, plus the newer versions now have an hourly chime, nice! Other info: my wrist is ~17.5cm or ~7.0" around. On this watch, I use the 6th out of 9 slots on the band. On my mens ironman, I use the 3rd out of 9 slots. Weight: this one = 28g, mens = 39g. Pics show comparison of my prior mens ironman with this new "womens" ironman. Photo order is confusing (couldn't figure out how to change that). They are: (1) side-by-side, mens on left, (2) mens band (wider and clasp is off-center on my wrist, end of band hangs over the edge of my wrist -- too long for me -- catches on things), (3) womens band (less wide, clasp is more centered on my wrist and end does hang over edge of my wrist), (3) womens watch (smaller, and looks new), and (5) mens watch, looking a little beat up.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 5, 2017
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Lady Lee
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Watch holds up in saltwater!
Color: Black/Gray
I bought this watch to use for my trip to the Galapagos Islands. I read two reviews that the watch does not hold up in salt water. I went snorkeling in the ocean 6 times, about 45 minutes each time. The watch did not leak. I did take precautions by keeping the watch under my rash guard and lowering myself slowly into the water. I also rinsed off my watch each time I snorkeled. I also bought this watch for the multi time zone feature by saving the time on the west coast, east coast and Galapagos time since I cannot change the time on my Fitbit until I land in an airport. I did not use any other features of the watch because I generally use my phone or Fitbit for an alarm or timer. The only complaint I have is that Timex now discourages changing the battery by the consumer. I changed the battery myself on my old Ironman watch. The new Ironman watch is fitted with triangular head screws. So I will have to purchase screwdrivers with triangular heads when it comes time to change the battery.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2025

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