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MK Ultra Parody Tri-Blend T-Shirt

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MK Ultra Parody Tri-Blend T-ShirtMTV, that great, pulsing artery of popular culture, is a subsidiary of a vast multinational conglomerate mind control network designed to manipulate the young and impressionable like a hypnotic tool of music and sex. Its job is to slide the Overton window to wherever the oligarchy wants. Tell little shits what's important, what's cool, and what to think about the world around them. It's all part of a grand scheme. By infiltrating the airwaves with

MTV, that great, pulsing artery of popular culture, is a subsidiary of a vast multinational conglomerate mind-control network designed to manipulate the young and impressionable like a hypnotic tool of music and sex. Its job is to slide the Overton window to wherever the oligarchy wants. Tell little shits what's important, what's cool, and what to think about the world around them.

It's all part of a grand scheme. By infiltrating the airwaves with their insidious programming, they indoctrinate kids with ideas that they'll gladly swallow without a second thought. It's a slick operation, a diabolical plan to circumvent their natural hesitancy to question authority. Use cool to rule. The little fuckers never know what hit them. 

But you know what's really messed up? They make it look like it's coming from the kids. Like it's their own idea. The trick is to make youngsters re so brainwashed that they'll take the views the megacorps feed them and think they came up with it themselves. That's how insidious this shit is. 

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
4XL 86.4 76.2
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I farm and garden. I spend hours outdoors in the summer, and for years, I’ve hated wearing sunscreen because it made my face feel hot and sticky. This sunscreen is none of that. I received a small sample tube of it from the dermatologist and instantly fell in love with it. It goes on smooth and covers well. But the thing I love about it is that I don’t feel like I’m wearing sunscreen once it absorbs into my skin. I forget about it! It doesn’t combine with my sweat and run into my eyes, making them sting. It doesn’t irritate sensitive skin or clog my pores. This stuff is magic and I will be using it daily. It’s not the least expensive sunscreen out there, but it’s worth it!
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Excellent sun protection with a lightweight, non-greasy formula. It feels great on the skin and has become a staple in my daily routine. Will buy again!
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You will look like you just got blasted by Jack Frost in the middle of the summer. This sunscreen could double as a hair identifier from the way it clings to each strand, leaving an incredibly noticeable white residue. I am very fair and on my skin itself the white cast is much less obvious/fades, my eyebrows on the other hand? Frostbitten. Snow swept. Bringing to mind polar bears and penguins. It's an alright sunscreen. Does the job. Does not look good while doing it.
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