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Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Short-Sleeve Unisex T-ShirtBrawndo the Thirst Mutilator. It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes. Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere. Water, the basic component of all life had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin. The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330 when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F. D. A . And the F. C. C . Enabling them to say, do and sell anything they wanted. 100% combed and ring

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator. It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes.

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water... virtually everywhere. Water, the basic component of all life... had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin. The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330... when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F.D. A... . And the F.C. C... . Enabling them to say, do and sell... anything they wanted.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

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Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
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Amazon Customer
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Great watch. Little loose.
Color: Silver-tone/White
Great watch! Little loose.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2026
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D. Wetherbee
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice Everyday Watch
Color: Silver-tone/White
The watchband was a bit too big and no one seems to be able to take out a link. Other than that, it's an excellent inexpensive everyday watch
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Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2026
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Fred Turek
Boise, US
★★★★★ 1
Great watch, terrible band. Had two of these, both bands fell apart within weeks.
Color: Silver-tone/White, Color: Silver-tone/White
I had one just like this before. Great watch except they made one very bad change in the band which makes them fall apart within weeks. They don't tell time if you have to throw them in the garbage because of bands that fell apart. I like it, a nice clean dial, works fine, and you can make it light up to check the time in the dark. But some idiot made a terrible design change in the band. The center 1/3" of band is not twistable and falls apart easily. I've had two of these; both fell apart within weeks. The previous similar one that I owned without this design defect lasted me many years.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2024
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Rhaelee BooHer
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
its a simple watch
Color: Silver-tone/White
This was a gift for my 80 Y/O father, the numbers are easy to read and the date (Numbered day only) will have to be adjusted if the month is 30 days instead of 31. The wristband fit perfectly, so there was no adjustment of links. He has had it for a month now and forgot to take it off when he entered the shower, still works, but wont let that happen again. If it lasts a year I will be happy, it wasn't expensive for a Timex and the silver color looked like silver.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2024
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Jesse Byock, Jules William Press
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Watch face in the dark
Color: Silver-tone/White
The indigo really works!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 12, 2025

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