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Invest in America Buy a Congressman Long Sleeve TeeWashingtons favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves. This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table. Soft as a lobbyists handshake. Honest as C SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their
Washington’s favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves.
This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table.
Soft as a lobbyist’s handshake. Honest as C-SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their satire accurate and their politicians bought fair and square.
Throw it on, walk into any room, and watch people do a double-take. Some will laugh. Some will wince. Congressional staffers will suddenly need to “check their phone.”
That’s the magic.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |
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★★★★★ 5
amazing.
Item Package Quantity: 4, Size: Queen
WOW. I was really skeptical, but the other reviews are spot on: these are amazing firm pillows. I really hope they don't lose their firmness and become lumpy like other pillows tend to do. Excellent pillows for the price!!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great quality!! Great price
Item Package Quantity: 2, Size: Queen
Bought these for my mom and omg i like them better than the ones I got on Amazon theyre super comfy and they bounce back up they dont flatten and im definitely buying some next for me definitely worth the place great price and the make seems real good quality
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 4
These are very thick pillows.
Item Package Quantity: 2, Size: Queen
Exactly as advertised. They are very firm and very thick. They're too thick for me to be able to use as bed pillows. However, they seem to work pretty well as cushions in my papasan chair on top of its normal cushion also work very well as decorative pillows.
I'm still giving them four stars because they're exactly as advertised and they seem well made. My only complaint is that they're just too thick. And that's definitely not the fault of the pillows or the pillow maker.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
These pillows are way nicer than hotel pillows!
Size: Queen / Standard, Color: White
This is a real review and I am not a robot. I’m actually sleeping with these pillows right now. They are so comfortable the right softness levels. Oh my gosh they’re awesome. I don’t know about hotel pillows, but these are way better quality form with your head and you sleep like a baby.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Absolutely Amazing!! Truly the perfect pillow!
Size: Queen / Standard, Color: White
I absolutely love these pillows. They couldn't be more perfect! I have spent years buying and throwing out pillow after pillow. I struggle with a lot of neck and upper back pain and I struggled even more trying to find the right pillow on top of spending several hundred dollars on pillows that just got tossed. If you want a great night of sleep and you want to wake up feeling refreshed and not struggling with fatigue and every day neck or back pain you absolutely MUST give these pillows a try!!! They are super easy to wash, made with great quality and have not once bothered my many allergies like most pillows do. I have not noticed any of the chemical odors moat pillows give off, easy to adjust does great with just occasional fluffing. So far has stayed fluffy for me although I did put it in the dryer a time or two as the instructions stated to help with extra fluff and also because I couldn't wait for them to air fluff when they first arrived, an Air B&B we stayed at had these and I ordered them before we even headed back home I loved them so much I had to order my own and was too impatient to wait!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
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