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Pirates of Coffee - SLURPY (Espresso Colombia Co-Ferment Washed)

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Pirates of Coffee - SLURPY (Espresso Colombia Co-Ferment Washed)Pirates of Coffee SLURPY ESPRESSO: Colombia Anaerobic Washed A Dessert Like, Purple Fruit Powerhouse of an Espresso Prepare your taste buds for a sugar laced cannon blast. Slurpy Espresso is a wildly indulgent Colombian gem that delivers the outrageous flavor of blueberry cheesecake, grape juice, and creamy luxury all in one silky shot. Its like dessert for your portafilter. Origin: Pitalito, Huila, Colombia Process: Anaerobic Washed Variety: Caturra

Pirates of Coffee – SLURPY ESPRESSO: Colombia Anaerobic Washed

🏴☠️ A Dessert-Like, Purple-Fruit Powerhouse of an Espresso

Prepare your taste buds for a sugar-laced cannon blast. Slurpy Espresso is a wildly indulgent Colombian gem that delivers the outrageous flavor of blueberry cheesecake, grape juice, and creamy luxury — all in one silky shot. It’s like dessert for your portafilter.

🌿 Origin: Pitalito, Huila, Colombia
🔬 Process: Anaerobic Washed
🫘 Variety: Caturra Bourbon
Flavor Notes: Blueberry cheesecake, purple grape, açaí, creamy
📈 Brew Method: Best for Espresso


⚓ What Makes It Special?

🍰 Anaerobic Dessert Vibes
Through an extended anaerobic fermentation, this coffee explodes with juicy purple fruit and a mouthfeel so rich, you'd think it came with a spoon.

💜 An Espresso That Slaps (Sweetly)

  • Jammy blueberry dominates from the first slurp

  • Purple grape and açaí add layers of juicy fruitiness

  • Creamy body and a cheesecake finish round out the cup like a velvet anchor drop

🔥 Engineered for Espresso Glory
Every shot pulls thick, syrupy, and sweet — bursting with clarity and sweetness that turns your morning shot into a joyful sugar rush.


📜 Transparency Report

💎 Single Origin: Colombia
🌱 Producer: Rodrigo Sanchez, Monteblanco Farm
🌄 Region: Pitalito, Huila
🔥 Roast Profile: Medium
🌰 Format: Whole Bean


🏴☠️ Brewing Recommendation

Espresso: Delivers a sweet, creamy, fruit-forward shot with great structure and low bitterness
Filter: Not recommended — go grab Slurpy Filter for that!

📸 Product photo is illustrative; actual bags may vary based on pirate mood swings


Slurpy Espresso is the treasure chest of fruity espresso dreams — loud, lush, and indulgent to the last drop. For pirates who like their shots syrupy and scandalously sweet. 🫐🍇🍰⚓☕🏴☠️

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I've been using this for about a month now, every night on my face and neck, hoping to reduce the appearance of wrinkles and tighten some of my skin in that area that seems to be losing elasticity. On my neck, I've honestly noticed no real difference in 4 weeks of continued, consistent daily use. The skin on my face does seem brighter and somewhat less textured than before, but I haven't noticed any change in the issues I was hoping this would resolve, based on the claims and how it was marketed. So... not a bad addition to my skincare, but not the solution I was looking for. Some have expressed concerns about it tingling or stinging... You can feel something when you apply it, it's almost like the feeling of static electricity, but it's very mild. I wouldn't let that stop you from giving it a try if you were concerned about it. It didn't cause my sensitive skin any breakouts or redness (although I was applying it at night before bed, so perhaps any redness was calmed overnight). I'm going to go ahead and finish the bottle, but based on these results, I probably won't repurchase.
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